As ATDI predicted, the time for making predictions for the New Year has arrived.
So we offer our insights into what might happen in 2014.
*At the World Cup, two international footballers will miss most of the tournament after breaking a bone that only footballers have.
*The England cricket team will be DNA tested and found to have all descended from the same 15th century Somerset village idiot.
*The Scottish independence vote will be a dead-heat tie. The result will be settled by a haggis-eating contest between Alex Salmond and David Cameron.
*Grass will seem greener.
*Politicians will invent new words to describe the economy’s performance. These will include: sermatious, sharkenish, plibble, phant and giggletic.
*It will be discovered that there is a firm of solicitors in Mansfield called Sermatious, Sharkenish, Plibble, Phant and Giggletic.
*It will rain.
*Phishing will be adopted as the new national sport.
*Taking A Selfie will be a module on Reading University’s arts foundation course.