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2014: IN A NUTSHELL

2014: IN A NUTSHELL

2014: IN A NUTSHELL

As ATDI predicted, the time for making predictions for the New Year has arrived.

So we offer our insights into what might happen in 2014.

*At the World Cup, two international footballers will miss most of the tournament after breaking a bone that only footballers have.

*The England cricket team will be DNA tested and found to have all descended from the same 15th century Somerset village idiot.

*The Scottish independence vote will be a dead-heat tie. The result will be settled by a haggis-eating contest between Alex Salmond and David Cameron.

*Grass will seem greener.

*Politicians will invent new words to describe the economy’s performance. These will include: sermatious, sharkenish, plibble, phant and giggletic.

*It will be discovered that there is a firm of solicitors in Mansfield called Sermatious, Sharkenish, Plibble, Phant and Giggletic.

*It will rain.

*Phishing will be adopted as the new national sport.

*Taking A Selfie will be a module on Reading University’s arts foundation course.

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